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Strange New Words-👽 - What If Aliens Ran a Business? December’s Short Story

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Letter from the Editor
 
Hello Sci-Fi nerds!

Hello sci-fi fans!


For December, Strange New Words is leaving memory implants behind and heading straight into intergalactic capitalism. We’re closing out the year with Charlie Jane Anders’ sharply funny first-contact tale, “The Fermi Paradox Is Our Business Model.” Think: aliens, extinction, and a very unsettling answer to the question “Why don’t we see anyone else out there?”


You’ll also find discussion questions, other reading recs, and articles we’ve recently covered for all your science fiction needs. 


As always, we’d love to hear your thoughts on the story over on our socials @spacedotcom.


— Kenna & Ian

 
 
 
 
 
This Month's Short Story,
 
"The Fermi Paradox is our Business Model" by Charlie Jane Anders
"The Fermi Paradox is our Business Model" by Charlie Jane Anders
 
In Anders’ story, the galaxy isn’t empty — it’s just efficient. An alien species called the Falshi seeds life on countless worlds, then waits millions of years for civilizations to arise, burn through their resources, and wipe themselves out in a phase politely labeled “Closure.” That’s when the Falshi swoop in and collect the neatly processed metals and fuels, skipping all the messy mining themselves. 
 
Two Falshi, Jon and Toku, wake from long stasis expecting Earth to be just another closed-out account. Instead, they find that humanity has survived its own nuclear catastrophe inside a massive megastructure — and the humans are very interested in talking to the people who built their universe as a business venture. As negotiations unfold, the story turns into a tense, witty argument about exploitation, optimism, and what happens when a supposedly doomed species refuses to play its assigned role. 
 

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Discussion Questions
 
Questions to chew on while reading about aliens, capitalism & extinction
Because half the fun of reading isn't just turning the pages, it's what happens when we start talking about them. So below are a few questions to think about while you're reading the story. We'll also be walking through a few of these in our wrap up newsletter on this story. 
  1. If you discovered that humanity only exists because a more powerful species expected us to self-destruct for their profit, would that make you more hopeful about our future—or less?
  2. How does turning the Fermi paradox into a profit scheme change the way you think about that classic question, “Where is everybody?”
  3. Which Earth species do you think would make the best (or funniest) addition to the chaos in this story (and you can’t pick pigeons)? 
  4. If you were hired by the alien bureaucracy depicted in the story, how would you navigate this situation and how quickly would you get fired? 
 
We’ll be revisiting some of these questions in our end-of-month wrap-up — and we’re excited to see your answers in the comments and on socials!
 
 
 
 
 
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The Launchpad
 
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SpaceX's Crew 12 mission, slated for February, seems to already be off to a rocky start as Oleg Artemyev, of Russia's space agency Roscosmos, was pulled from SpaceX's next astronaut mission for violating U.S. national security regulations, according to a media report. We have the full story on our website.

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